{"product_id":"bandage-sandwich-dictionary-edition-apron","title":"Bandage Sandwich Dictionary Edition Apron","description":"Bandage Sandwich™\u003cbr\u003e\n[ban-dij sand-wich]\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n(n.) A dish prepared under extreme pressure, mild panic, and questionable life choices.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSee also: Gordon Ramsay, emotional damage, plot twists, and cooking under pressure.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAdd a pop of chaos to your cooking routine with the official Bandage Sandwich Apron, inspired by one of the most unforgettable MasterChef moments. Because perfection is overrated and apparently pressure creates… unexpected ingredients.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFor cooks, survivors, and anyone making questionable decisions under pressure.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Size: 31.5” × 25.6” (80 cm × 65 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Comfortable tie-back closure\u003cbr\u003e\n• One size fits most\u003cbr\u003e\n• Design appears on one side\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Vietnam\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarning: Side effects may include confidence, laughter, and flashbacks from reality TV. ","brand":"Alchemizingnora","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53496725045566,"sku":"8544091_23723","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/4641\/0046\/files\/all-over-print-5-color-strap-apron-black-one-size-front-6a06c258c4cb9.jpg?v=1778827877","url":"https:\/\/alchemizingnora.com\/products\/bandage-sandwich-dictionary-edition-apron","provider":"Alchemizingnora","version":"1.0","type":"link"}